Not Me Monday

Just thought I would participate in the fun of Not Me Mondays. Here is a brutal look at the things that I did NOT do with my kids and family.

Last week I certainly did NOT find a scorpion in my son's sink only to tell him that I needed to borrow his flip-flop because I needed to kill a little bug in his bathroom. Nope, not me!

The following day I absolutely did NOT have a roach "print" itself on my field trip list at school only to have the whole dead carcass shoot out at me, which caused me to scream which subsequently made the children in my class jump and then scream. This would have caused pandemonium and certainly never would happen in school...much less Catholic School. No way, not me!

The next day I certainly did NOT get bitten by a spider on my wrist after painting flowerpots for my kids to give to their Mom's for Mother's Day. Thus, creating the bug-tri-fecta. Absolutely no way...not me. I am WAY too cautious about bugs to let anything like that happen to me. NOPE!

And finally, I certainly am not going to have a center at school this week to get my kiddies to cut out box-tops for education for me. Especially since I am the labels chair at school. That would be silly, even though it would be really good for their dexterity and cutting skills. No, not me!

Hope you all have a great week and check out My Charming Kids to find other things that people out there did NOT do!